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norti but nice

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smee, Oct 29, 2008.

  1. Q. How do you know if your mother used a vibrator whilst pregnant????

    A. Because you st-st-st-stutter.

  2. :LOL:
    Love it !
  3. Bill worked in a pickle factory.

    He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
    He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

    His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,
    but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
    compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once
    that something was seriously wrong.

    'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

    'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
    my penis into the pickle slicer?'

    'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

    'Yes, I did.' he replied.

    'My God, Bill, what happened?'

    'I got fired.'

    'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

    'Oh...she got fired too.'