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Noah's Ark

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by cruisingal, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

    One : Don't miss the boat.

    Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.

    Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

    Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

    Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

    Six : Build your future on high ground.

    Seven! : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

    Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

    Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.

    Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

    Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting..
  2. I like that, thanks!!!

    Of course, Noah was one of the world's great financiers...

    He floated alone when the world was in a state of great liquidation.....
  3. And I like your reply Paul :rofl:
  4. and allways remember ... that at some stage in your life you will be knee deep in shit :-w :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bolt:
  5. Noah, of course, had some trouble getting all the animals OUT of the ark. Alll the animals had left except for two small snakes. "Why are you still here?", Noah asked.
    "Well", replied the snakes, "You told all the animals to go forth and multiply, didn't you?"
    "Yes I did", replied Noah. "So what's the problem?"
    "Well, you see, we're adders...." answered the snakes.
  6. :rofl: I like that one Paul