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Night time prayers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bluesuede, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. Woman's Prayer:

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
    who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart
    and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who
    thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call,
    he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully
    employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my
    back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll
    make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how
    big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to
    no end, and never attempt to hit on my friends.


    Man's Prayer:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

  2. :LOL: :LOL:
    Its GREAT being a Guy :p
  3. still a dag :wink:
  4. I'll go the deaf mute
  5. I'll watch. :woot:
  6. :rofl:
  7. lol - this one made me laugh