Waiting by myself in a long que to get into a pub when I was 26 and still had a self destructive mechanism within me, I was speaking to the 6 guys behind me and finding out they were off duty cops queing also, I invented this joke on the spot and air raided it loudly for the whole que and bouncers to hear which brought huge laughter and a couple of free drinks once I got inside. It went like this; I SAID LOUD "SEEMING YOU GUYS ARE COPPERS", Q. WHY DID THE COPPER CROSS THE ROAD? A. HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKENS ARSE! There expression's will stay burnt in my mind. It was funny at the time. I wish there were camera phones then.