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Next time you get pulled over, try this

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User4, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. Waiting by myself in a long que to get into a pub when I was 26 and still had a self destructive mechanism within me, I was speaking to the 6 guys behind me and finding out they were off duty cops queing also, I invented this joke on the spot and air raided it loudly for the whole que and bouncers to hear which brought huge laughter and a couple of free drinks once I got inside. It went like this;

    I SAID LOUD "SEEMING YOU GUYS ARE COPPERS",

    Q. WHY DID THE COPPER CROSS THE ROAD?

    A. HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKENS ARSE!

    There expression's will stay burnt in my mind. It was funny at the time. I wish there were camera phones then.


     
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  2. Bet they remembered you later lol :grin:
     
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  3. fabulous subtelty and humor
     
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  4. I don't get it.
     
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  5. Over my head.

    Or under?
     
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  6. thats the best way to communicate with the local constabulary :wink:
     
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  7. Did you get beaten?
     
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  8. No...I was quite a larger more powerful fellow then than what I am now.
     
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  9. try what :? there's not normally a que of people or bouncers standing around when I get pulled over, nor is there a bar for people to buy me drinks... :?
     
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  10. :LOL: smarteeee

    Hopefully none of em recognise you on the roads. :grin:
     
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  11. When I lived in Bathurst, I shared a house with a (Not so) recovering ex-con.

    Late night visits by the police were a common occurance. One night I was too tired and too drunk to be reasonable...

    *BANG BANG BANG*
    Coppa "We're after the whereabouts of *****."
    Me "I don't know where he is, seeing as I was asleep and all..."
    Coppa "What is your name?"
    Me "Campbell."
    Coppa "Do you hang out with dick-heads Campbell?"
    Me "No, I don't think I've ever met you before..."

    The only copper in Bathurst with a sence of humour and I got 'im! Lucky!
     
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  12. Very nicely done scrambles! :grin:
     
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  13. That queue would've been the perfect opportunity for this:

    "I don't suppose any of you fellers have been circumcised 'ave ya?"

    "why?"

    "well, you've gotta been a complete cock to be a policeman..."




    oh dear... it's ...just...so... low-brow! :oops:
     
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  14. Welcome back Kishy. :shock:
     
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  15. :LOL: lucky he had a sense of humour and didn't send you off for a cavity search :shock:
     
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  17. Theres a right way to do it Scheff :grin:

    th_CrazyRedneck.
     
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  18. I was waiting for the punch line, and it never came :?
     
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