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News: Saddam eyed great escape on motorbike?

Discussion in 'Motorcycling News' at netrider.net.au started by ForumBot, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. Just before army officers rousted Saddam Hussein from his hidey hole, the toppled tyrant was scheming to split the scene like Steve McQueen - by motorcycle.

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  2. ROFL...Saddam isn't really a bad guy :roll: People just think he's bad because he's a biker :LOL:
  3. Yeah... and when he was captured he was saying; "And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!" :LOL: :LOL:
  4. The real question here is where were the troops when the bike was being stolen? Why doesn't the US military do something useful and start chasing down motorcycle thieves. :LOL:
  5. Because the bike is now parked in some LA / New York garage and is about to be sold on e-bay!!! :p
  6. Saddam as a bikie tyrant?

    Wow, a biker tyrant? Thats a more evocative image..
    It almost sounds like you could make a movie out of that, starring
    * The Rock as an inexplicably bald and buffed Saddam
    * Angelina Jolie as Saddams beautiful, paranoid and ambitios bikie mum
    * Angelina Jolie as Saddams beautiful and rebellious bikie girlfiend.
    * Jerry Sienfeld as a white sneaker wearing George Bush.
    * Jack Thompson as the Australian Army commander
    * Hugo Weaving as repising his elven version of 'Mr Smith'.
    * Directed by Peter Jackson on location in Western Australia.
    * Will Smith as Saddams blood brother

    Who else can be in the movie?
    Plot ideas?

    Tyrant in a strange land..
    Kurdish rebel speedhump roundup..
    Initial impressions of the CBF 500 with the integrated rocket launcher.

    and that his next terrorism target will be the 'Victory' motorycycle company in the usa.
  7. Front number plates and wire rope barriers as a form of ethnic cleansing
  8. I reckon get the guy who played Saddam in Hot Shots II, as long s you can get his stupid dog as well