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News: Can biker Ken save Barbie?

Discussion in 'Motorcycling News' started by ForumBot, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. Since their breakup two years ago they have forged lives apart. Barbie took up with an Aussie surfer. Ken, meanwhile, took time off for self-reflection on a trip through Europe and the far east.

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  2. Ah, I can see it now, accessories to go with new Ken included in the mid-life crisis bonus pack with Harley ( optional screamin' eagle parts and HOG membership included), packet of Viagra and subscription to Easyriders magazine... :LOL:
  3. It's Renaissance Ken...
  4. NOTHING can save Barbie :LOL:
  5. ... Of course baby is not being left out on the exciting new accessories front. Now availiable is a set of bike pants, valium prescription and tatoo kit that allows you to brand the 50 year old pop-culture icon with a range of aluring body art...

    Time will tell if these measures are enough for her to win back Ken, last seen cruisin' towards the sunset on wis hog with that other mid-life crisis identifier: Barbie's nubile young replacement, Skipper...
  6. Nipples and a clacker would be a better start...
  7. Ken has a plastic mound. Looks impressive in budgie smugglers though
  8. But the BIG question is; does Biker Ken lane-split????
  9. ... News just in anotomical correctness make over kits are now available for all your plastic pals. Choose from a range of lengths and widths to enhance Ken... Barbie's bust can now feature realistic sag or silicone pertness... Add pubic hair... hours of fun for the whole family!
  10. Then we will have to call her bushy barbie, and she can use cool shaving kens razors and clog them up and leave them in the shower.....
  11. Waxing it???
  12. ... and piercing it too, there's no end to the fun that can be had with new anotomically correct Barbie, Ken and Skipper dolls! :eek:
  13. v-quixotic, I think youre obsessed with Skipper.