A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted Him, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors'd'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise OK?" She opened the oven and took out chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?......... "LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F*CKING BEER IN YOUR F*CKING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERF*CKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT. A8SHOLE?" AND THEY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER. . .