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New World Survey..

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 2up, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. NEW WORLD SURVEY

    Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

    The only question asked was:-

    "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
    food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure because of the following:



    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.



    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.


    In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

    And Finally........................... In Australia they hung up
    because they couldn't understand an Indian accent.
     
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  2. im sure this was posted a day or so ago.
    but i cant get the search to work. :(
     
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  3. .. probably horribly close to the truth!!..... :shock:
     
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