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New TAFE courses for women

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jun 1, 2005.

  1. I haven't offended anyone lately so I think it's time to offend all the female members and the male ones in touch with their feminine side. By the way I didn't write it but can see the funny side of it.

    Many women think that they already know everything, but wait, new training courses are now available in 2005 for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier : Where No Women Has Gone Before
    2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking : Making Deposits
    3. Parties : Going Without New Outfits
    4. Man Management : Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
    5. Bathroom Etiquette I : Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
    6. Bathroom Etiquette ii : His Razor Is His
    7. Communication Skills I : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
    8. Communication Skills ii : Thinking Before Speaking
    9. Communication Skills iii : Getting what you Want Without Nagging
    10. Driving a car Safely : A Skill You CAN Acquire
    11. Telephone Skills : How To Hang Up
    12. Introduction To Parking
    13. Advanced Parking : Backing into a Space
    14. Water Retention : Fact or Fat
    15. Cooking I : Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
    16. Cooking ii : Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
    17. Cooking iii : How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
    18. Compliments : Accepting Them Gracefully
    19. PMS :Your Problem .......... Not His
    20. Dancing : Why Men Don't Like To
    21. Classic Clothing : Wearing Outfits You Already Have
    22. Household Dust : A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
    23. Integrating Your Laundry : Washing It All Together
    24. Oil and Petrol: your Car Needs Both
    25. TV Remotes : For Men Only
    26. Getting Ready to go out : Start the day before
  2. :roll: :shock: :p

    Although, I personally don't see what problem men have with slow dancing.. and close encounters with the female form :p
  3. No problem at all with slow dancing, it's everything else that hurts..
  4. Slow dancing is good especially if a "close" position is assumed.