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New over-the-counter drugs. Avaliable soon.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by rc36, Aug 20, 2005.

  1. St. Mom's Wort

    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

    Empty Nestrogen

    Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

    Peptobimbo

    Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

    Dumerol

    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

    Flipitor

    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    Antiboyotics

    When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.



    Menicillin

    Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

    Buyagra

    Indictable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

    Extra Strength Buy-One-all

    When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

    Jack Asspirin

    Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

    Anti - talksident

    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

    Sexcedrin

    More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

    Ragamet

    When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
     
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  2. Hahaha! Thats great stuff!
     
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