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New outlook on life

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by VladTepes, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

    A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Australian slogans, stopped next to me.
    The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
    Suddenly an Semi-trailer came speeding through the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"

    So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.
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  2. :popcorn:

    20,000 users on this site. Most of them are not young Muslims. Most of them ...
  3. Congratulations. You win 'Vile comment of the day'. here's a cookie.
  4. "If you haven't got a sense of humour then you haven't got any sense at all."
  5. hmmm .. funny or fucked

    I vote fucked ..
  6. Sigh.

    Lighten up already. It's a joke yeah.
  7. I feel bad for laughing in case the PC police notice
  8. I've heard it before, I cracked up then and I cracked up now.

    For the ones taking offense, harden up princesses.
  9. A Greek and an italian are arguing who's best, the Greek turns to the Italian, 'We greeks are so good, we invented sex' the italian [without missing a beat] said, 'yes you did, then we introduced it to women' :)
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  10. that's funny cos it's true