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New Name

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Flipper, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your second name or last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

  2. And for the record, I am now known as doombah gizzardlips :shock:
  3. Fluffy Gizzard Brains.......could be an improvement....
  4. Oh my god.

    This is definately me..... tootsie dippin doodle :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  5. I'm Cheesey Gizzard Chunks. lol!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :D :D
  6. Funky DingleButt :shock:
  7. "Sleazy Dippin Squirt" :LOL: I think the less said about that the better.
  8. tootsie chickenbutt

    *padding out post*
  9. dorfus bubblelips
  10. snezzy wafflelips
  11. I am Snooty Burgerface
    Mrs wizz is Dorfus Dippinbrains
    and baby is appropriately named Boobie Frickenface
    and the cat is Dumbo Pottybrains
  12. snooty lickin boob
  13. I'm
    dorfus snicklehiney
  14. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I nearly choked on my dry bikkies thanx Skuff, definately you :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  15. Fluffy Potty Brains

    gf is

    goobar gizzard sniffer
  16. Crusty pottynose :shock: :LOL:
  17. dorfus dippin dunkin....
    what a nightmare.
  18. Foxy = Tootsie ChickenHumperdinck Say that 10 times pissed

    Bella = Sleezy PottySniffer Thats me girl :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  19. Snickle PottyHump
  20. Snooty potty brains........my heads in the gutter but I got class....Hmmm