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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Loz, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. Oxford's finest gynacologist spent a little time in Sunshine West recently on a secondment. His first patient was a woman who walked in wearing skin-tight leggings, moccasins and a bulldogs jersey. She came right in and blurted out "Aw struth doc, I've got an itchy pussy. Can you help me out?"

    He paused for a moment and replied, "I'm sorry madam, but I don't know anything about japanese motorcycles."

  2. I'm a dumass I dont get it...
    I mean you ride a japanese bike so why would you be payin them out ? :?
  3. Perhaps it's more of a verbal gag...

    Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Itchipussi...

    Naaaah, never mind. I thought it was funny!
  4. like it......sound like a new name for a bond girl !
  5. I used to have an Itchipussi...

    But then it got scratched.. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :oops: Sorry.
  6. Pete, you need a slappin'.

    and not the type you're hopin' for.
  7. No, Loz, it's all right, I got my Itchipussi resprayed... Scratch gone.

    Oh yeah, and it's the NAKED version!!! :LOL: :LOL:

    I am just too funny... :wink:
  8. I guess as long as it's not leaking fluids...
  9. DAMN YOU!!! :x

    I knew there was another joke in that somewhere...