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Discussion in 'New Riders and Riding Tips' started by eddie_mcguire, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. hey guys n gals
    ed here. seriously/ i know this could seem like a joke but it's legit.
    i just bought a GPZ900.
    i saw maverick in top gun rode one so i thought it'd be a good place to start.
    really lookin into gettin into the biking scene.
    got my license recently
    u guys look like a pretty good bunch of people.
    thought i might look at sponsoring the site if need be.
    i really appreciate what u guys do.

    i've never ridden a road bike before.
    just a couple of dirt bikes at jacana.
    any tips would be great.
  2. Some tips, ok

    - DO NOT renew Mick's contract
    - DO NOT trade away our draft picks
    - DO loose some weight
    - DO give Eswen big tips

    and did I mention DO NOT renew mick's contract?
  3. gday Troll and welcome

    Cheers 8)
  4. he's already been blue-buttoned
  5. Well you should leave him be so we can have fun. I have heard that you are dynamite with pressing that blue button.

    Cheers 8)
  6. Deyago! We've got one for ya!
  7. As the phrase is offten uttered around here; Welcome to the nut house ;)

    Have fun tho :D

    PS. whats not a joke? oh, and what state you from, so we can see if you wanna come to coffee's and such :)

  8. Why what's he done wrong?
    You can't just blue button someone because they are famous and you are not.
    The blus button is for serious breaches of the terms and conditions like when a poster is abusive and offensive.
    This looks like it could be fun.
  9. damn right!
    pm me some tips asap!
  10. Dazza, hand on heart, this is the first time I've done that, honest. I know deyago loves it, but I just get so sick of these illiterate trolls.. (my 2c worth)
  11. Popcorn anyone? :D :D
  12. No need to PM.....

    - Look both ways when you cross the street
    - Do not run with scissors
    - Coat hangers and electrical sockets do not mix

    :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
  13. nice tips!
    seeing as youre so generous, how bout some money too?
    I acept:
    bank deposits
    gift certificates
    chocolate (p.s. all my clinkers seem to be green this batch!)
    monopoly $
    and most other forms of payment.

    Please, no PMs of sexual favors as they, and paypal, are the only forms i dont acept.
  14. fine. no more tips :(
    I feel so unloved.
  15. Um, dont eat yellow snow
    oh and the MOST important tip i'll ever give you ....
    Buy a Honda !

    :LOL: :p :LOL:
  16. You want a tip?

    Work hard and be good to your mother.
  17. Tip:
    Don't piss into a howling wind.
  18. There's never enough pink clinkers in a pack...
  19. i hate pink clinkers, but i love the green ones. Soon as i posted that, i kept coming up with pink ones :(

    This is the ONLY thread here that refers to clinkers.