Darrel was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. So He rang his wife Jan and asked if she could drop in to Bunnings on the way home from the hairdresser and pick up a hinge. Jan agreed to go. While she was waiting for the guy to finish serving a customer, she spied a beautiful bathroom vanity tap set... When the man was finished, Jan asked him, "How much is that vanity set? The young assistant replied, "That's a gold plated set and the price is $500" Jan replied,"Sorry, that’s too expensive. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Darrel had sent her to buy. The assistant said that he had them in stock but would have to go to the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the assistant yelled. "Lady, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" Jan paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the vanity set."