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New joke (hopefully)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Jeffco, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be
    faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and
    the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
    that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
    thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
    and how I can make a woman truly happy.

    God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
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  2. old, very old.

    Still good though, even if you know where it's headed.
  3. yeah, it's an oldie

    but a goodie :LOL:
  4. It's always new to someone - I just read it out to my 17 year-old son, now 3 months into a relationship with his first girlfriend. He thought it was very funny and could totally relate. Is that sad or what?????

  5. You ARE right; a joke's always new to someone......
  6. New joke for me, quite funny.
  7. hahaha thats gold
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  9. Haha good one - never heard it, thanks for sharing