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New joke 8

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. On JUNE 9th, a group of netrider bikers were riding west on the westgate bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off . So they stopped.
    George, their leader, a big burly man, stops gets off his XVS 650, walks through a group of gawkers, and says, "What are you doing?"
    She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a chance to be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

    After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    Police say It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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  2. Wasnt me honest