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New Joke 42: The Mountie

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. A woman goes into a bar and sees a Canadian Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

    So she walks over to him leans into him and whispers "Is it true what they say about men with big feet".

    The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"

    The woman nods excitedly happy to be finding out for herself, so they spent the night together.

    The next morning she hands him a $100 bill.

    Blushing, the Mountie says, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. nobody ever paid me for my services before."

    She told him, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit.”
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  2. Haha, judging by the luck the guy had, if he were clever, he would buy an even bigger shoe!