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New Joke 41: What day was I born

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, May 31, 2014.

  1. Last night I was telling this girl I met at the pub about my ability to guess the actual day when someone was born, just by feeling their boobs.

    “That’s bullshit” she replied looking between me and my mate jack.

    “No its true,” “ask jack” I said “I guessed the actual day he was born by doing it to him.”

    She looks back to him and Jack says “it’s true he picked it”

    So she says “Ok then," " try it,” thrusting her boobs forward.

    So I put my hands on them & after 30 seconds of fondling she loses patience & says “So come on smart arse
    what day was I born”

    “Yesterday.” I replied
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  2. Very funny