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New Joke 39 The cowboy Whisperer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Cowboy: “That your dog?”
    Indian: “Yep.”

    Cowboy: “Mind if I speak to him?”
    Indian: “Dog no talk.”

    Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
    Dog: “Doin all right.”
    Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (Pointing at the Indian…)
    Dog: “Yep.”

    Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”
    Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
    Indian: (Look of total disbelief!)

    Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?”
    Indian: “Horse no talk.”

    Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
    Horse: “Cool.”
    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Indian…)
    Horse: “Yep.”

    Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”
    Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”
    Indian: (Look of total amazement.)

    Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
    Indian: “Sheep lie.”
  2. Priceless !! :p
  3. That's really a NZ joke
  4. Plenty of Indians in NZ.