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New joke 36: My First Time

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Jeffco, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. It was my first time ever and I'll never forget

    I'd do it
    again without a single regret.

    The sky was
    dark,the moon was high

    We were all
    alone,just she and I.

    Her hair
    was soft, her eyes were blue

    I knew just
    what s
    he wanted to do.

    Her skin so
    soft

    Her legs so
    fine

    I ran my
    fingers

    Down her
    spine.

    I didn't
    know how but I tried my best

    I started
    by placing my hands on her breast.

    I remember
    my fear,my fast beating heart

    But slowly
    she spread her legs apart.

    And when I
    did it I felt no shame


    All at once the white stuff came.

    At last it's finished



    It's all
    over now

    My first
    time ever

    At milking
    a cow...
    !cid_9916A53DFAF04C288C0A8CC69ADE1B7E@BarbaraBreaks.

    GOTCHA NOW
    ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..

    !cid_F102E86963694F67B3F70390C564F534@BarbaraBreaks.
     
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  2. I milked a cow once...but it only had ONE teat!??!?
     
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  3. Blue eyes on a cow?
     
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