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New Joke 28 Complete and Finished

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by cjvfr, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. Complete and Finished

    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
    In a recently held linguistic competition held in London , England , and attended by the best in the world,
    Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
    The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

    Here is his astute answer .... when you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED

    And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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  2. So that's what I have to look forward to.........bah!

    Finish me now
  3. That's bloody funny
  4. Marriage a fine institution, but I really don't want to live in an institution.
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  5. And another Groucho Marx quote:

    "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."