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New joke 27: The Homecoming

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. A woman away on a four day business conference finishes early and decides she will go home early to surprise her husband.
    She arrives home late at night, and quietly opens the front door tiptoes upstairs to their bedroom.
    As she opens the bedroom from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
    Furious she reaches for a baseball bat and starts pounding the blanket as hard as she can.
    After a couple of minutes she leaves the covered bodies groaning, and goes downstairs to the kitchen to have a drink.
    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
    "Hi Darling", he says,"Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?

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