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New Joke 26: Its nearly frozen to death

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, May 17, 2013.

  1. A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife Asks her husband to stop the car.

    She quickly jumps out runs back a few metres and finds a baby skunk lying on the Side of the road.
    'It's nearly frozen to death. Can We take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

    He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

    She says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

    He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

    She says, 'But what about the smell?'

    He says 'Just hold its little nose.'

    The man is expected to make a full recovery, but the skunk she used to beat him with Died at the scene.
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  2. ^^ What?