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new joke 24: The Jack Daniels fishing trip

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Jeffco, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. Last weekend I decided to go fishing at the local river
    but after a short time I ran out of bait.

    Wondering what to do I looked over and saw a big brown snake with a frog in his mouth.
    And thought that Frog would good make great bait.
    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth
    I grabbed him right behind the head,
    took the frog,
    and put it in my bait bucket.
    Now the problem was how to release the snake
    without getting bitten.

    So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels
    and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
    His eyes rolled back,
    he went limp

    I released him back into the forest without incident
    and then carried on fishing
    using the frog.
    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot

    I looked down and It was that bloody snake,
    with two more frogs.

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