My wife said to me last night, "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" "No," I said. She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note. Then she asked. "Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" "No," I said a little excitedly. She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note. "Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," I said, intrigued. She then tossed me the car keys and said "Well, you better go and take a quick look in the fcuking garage."