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new joke 22: crumbled

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. My wife said to me last night, "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?"
    "No," I said.
    She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
    Then she asked. "Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?"
    "No," I said a little excitedly.
    She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.
    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
    "No," I said, intrigued.
    She then tossed me the car keys and said "Well, you better go and take a quick look in the fcuking garage."

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