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New Joke 20: The check up

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Jeffco, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. During my physical examination today, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

    I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. Avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few leaks behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.

    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an Outdoorsman!"

    "No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer".
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  2. :cool:

    i did the same but skipped the golf