A man went to Collins Streetin Melbournehaving seen an ad for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the Receptionist for details. The Receptionist pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. " "You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Ballarat " " Is that where the job is?" asked the man. She answered: "No Sir, that'swhere the end of the queue is."