Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

New joke 12 Deaf Sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Jeffco, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
    marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
    with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips
    After several nights of fumbling around and many
    misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

    She writes:

    'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
    instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
    squeeze my left breast one time.
    If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'

    The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back
    to his wife if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on
    my penis one time and
    If you dont want to have sex, pull on my penis two
    hundred and fifty times.

    • Like Like x 5