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New Job

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Finn, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. A bloke goes into the Job Centre in London and sees a card
    advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.



    "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl
    behind the desk.

    The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her file and replies.

    "Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready
    for the gynaecologist."

    "You have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underwear, lie
    them down and gently wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving
    foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so
    they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination."

    "There's a starting annual salary of £85,000,- but you're going to
    have to go to Glasgow ."

    "Oh, why? Is that where the job is?" he asks.

    "No," replied the assistant, "that's the end of the queue."
     
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  2. Damn, Glasgow is was too far away...if the line was in Perth I might be there too haha
     
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  3. Think about why women might need to go see a gynaecologist and it suddenly becomes much less appealing.
     
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  4. lol.... rubber gloves at the ready!!.....
     
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