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New Golfing Terms

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by WGM, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Some handy terms for the next time you are on the golf course...

    * A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
    * A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
    * A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
    * A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
    * An *Elton John* - a big bender that lips the rim
    * An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
    * A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another
    * A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
    * A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
    * A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
    * A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
    * An *O.J.. Simpson* - got away with it
    * A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
    * A *Princess Di* - shouldn’t have taken a driver
    * A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
    * A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
    * A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
    * A *circus tent* - a BIG top
    * An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
    * A *Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

  2. GOLD! :LOL: :LOL:
    I'll have to give some of those to the father inlaw, as he plays golf 2-3 times a week.
  3. gold. princess di
  4. i dont play golf and i still laughed
    good stuff buddy
    :LOL: :LOL:
  5. Yours too, hey? :grin:
  6. ^^^ The joys of being retired I suppose cookeetree.
    the worst thing is , that he cleans me up on the course.
    Come to think of it I reckon i've nearly done all of those things listed on the golf course.
  7. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Very funny.