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New drugs for women

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Woodsy, Jan 11, 2007.


    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up
    to 8 full hours.


    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness
    by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers
    and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.


    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
    rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.


    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups
    swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,
    decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
    IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup


    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
    road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.


    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
    resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want
    to be a better person. "


    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
    Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
    spending spree.


    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
    your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift
    the toilet seat.


    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
    anyone too eager to share their life stories with
    total strangers in elevators.


    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides
    the same irritation level as nagging him.
  2. I'll have a months supply of Nagament please :rofl:

    Woodsy, you crack me up mate and I will have a Nagament before I see you on the weekend :LOL:
  3. Finally! A female version of MACOXAFLOPIN.

    Nice work :grin:
  4. :LOL: Robin Williams similarly suggested F*CKITOL during one of his routines.

    Anything to provide immunity to Dutch Ovens? :)
  5. I laughed out loud & woke up the patience!!! :LOL:
    I've gotta rmbr that one, althought I cant say I've encountered that problem for many yrs...
  6. ah, it doesn't matter, they're a virtue!