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New Bra

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by six20aus, Mar 4, 2005.

  1. Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.


     
  2. damn straight :evil:
     
  3. Where can I get one? :LOL:
     
  4. Christ !!!! who gave him a degree?!
     
  5. HE must be gay!!
     
  6. now if only he can invent a bra that will do those things on demand.
     
  7. Sheesh! What's the world coming to? Next thing they'll go and invent something that puts an end to the camel toe!
     
  8. I reckon it would have to be made of metal?
    Mmmm...Doesn't sound very comfortable :LOL:
     
  9. Well, if my girlfriend had one, if the can opener doesn't work, I've got an oxy/acetylene torch :LOL:
     
  10. Obviously a scientist who had no life...

    What they fail to mention is that the bra was thrown in the furnace, and a psychiatrist hypnotised the scientist and turned him into a chicken...