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New Boots

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Gods Country, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
    day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

    He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different
    about me Margaret?"

    Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the
    bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except
    for the boots.

    Again, he asks a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"



    Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
    down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
    again tomorrow."

    Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

    "Nope," she replies.

    "IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

    To which Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat Bert, shoulda bought a
    hat."
     
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  2. :rofl:

    damn hats!
     
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