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New Aussie National Anthem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by bass_player, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. Australians all let us rejoice
    The weekend now is near
    We've worked all bloody week for this
    Dear God let's get a beer.

    Our desks abound in paperwork
    Our hands are stained with ink
    In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
    Advance to Friday drinks!!

    With joyful strains, destroy our brains
    Advance to Friday drinks.

    Beneath our radiant locals sign
    We toil with glass in hand
    To be the one to skull the most
    Fall down, or lose your pants.

    Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
    That guy behind us stinks.
    Beer goggles on, it's time to run
    Go home from Friday drinks.

    Spew rumbo stains and vodka trains
    I'm done with Friday drinks!!!
  2. :LOL: Thats good but i still like the Working class man/Australians all let us rejoice mix better
  3. dude thats way too long for aus.
    How about
    "Oi git me a beer!"
    "aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi"
    (i know some overseas who thought that was our NA! hehehe)
  4. .

    LOL funny anthem! :p
  5. hehe very good :grin:
  6. That's some nice work there :)
  7. Pity under howards new industrial laws this will only be a dream.
  8. Sent on en masse

  9. I think its clearly the fault of the GST.
  10. There's an outbreak of yellow fever in Pakistan at the moment.

    Clearly this too is a result of John Howard's (notice the apostrpohe) new industrial laws.... :LOL: