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Never Play with Nuts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Justus, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

    He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle
    of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to
    answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

    He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
    He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
    worried and decided to go to the hospital.

    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
    her boyfriend. After being informed of the problem, the boyfriend said
    he could get the peanut out.

    The young man got the girlfriends dad to sit down, then proceeded to
    shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

    When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

    The mother and daughter jumped up & down with joy.


    The young man insisted that it was nothing.

    Once he was gone, the mother turned to ther husband and said,
    'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
    when he grows older?'

    The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.' icon_lol.

  2. i dunt gedit, somewun explain plz!!
  3. Maybe one day when your a little bit older.
  4. bahahahahahaha!!!!!!
  5. Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yukkkkkky :shock:
  6. Thats wrong...
  7. Tampax Christmas Special

    December 15, 2007 1:00pm

    Tampax Australia today released a media statement announcing they will
    be replacing the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.

    Tampax spokesperson Tammy Tampoon said "This will be for the Christmas
    period only"
  8. He could just be a fisherman, could'nt he?

    Bahhh Who am I kidding.

    Ahhh fishfingers, that reminds me....................
  9. Now thats better than a few unfunny lesbian jokes someone posted.
    You crack me up MG :LOL:
  10. ahahhahaha, nice one