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Never ask a drunk.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by dgat, May 26, 2009.

  1. I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
    A litre of 2% milk,
    A carton of eggs,
    A litre of orange juice,
    A head of romaine lettuce,
    A 1kg can of coffee, and
    A 500g package of bacon.

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
  2. Ah the perfect setup and burn jokes, love em.
  3. what is 2% milk?
  4. Not sure, but I think it's 2% milk!
  5. It's spilt milk :rofl:
  6. It's almost for outlaw motorcycle club members.
  7. 2% is similar to Lite White or Semi-Skimmed. It has 2% fat instead of the more usual 4%.