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neons on a 250rr

Discussion in 'Bling and Appearance' at netrider.net.au started by TheRealDaniel, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. now my girlfriend has got me 2 red neons for my bike and i have no idea how to rig them up...

    how do i hardwire them?[/i]
  2. connect them to your NAWWWWWWWWS
  3. I feel stupid asking, I dont intend on using them but i can't say to her that they are gay. once they are on they are on and hidden and I never have to use them.

    She's cute and smart but dumb as dogshit sometimes.
  4. Can she use the internet?
  5. Yes she can

    I shouldn't say things like that she means well. I'd like a serious answer though.
  6. Just wire them directly to the frame and park the bike under a high-tension powerline :LOL:
  7. (Edit: I've removed this because my response was close, but not close enough. Go with the response below.)
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  9. Are bike neons legal anywhere on the bike?
  10. Neons are usually illegal in all states as a general rule of thumb,

    and are illegal as stipulated by the motorcycling fashion police's law
    And no motorcycle / motorbike / motorised scooter shall contain or possess the following;

    1. Neons
    2. Speakers
    3. aircon
    4. heaters
    5. cup holders
    6. NOS
    7. BOV (unless in association with a serious turbo)
    8. Stickers of products not actually used in or on the bike
    9. Fenders
    10. Original bulb indicators
    11. Original Exhaust
    12. A cars exhaust

  11. Fu%$ the legalities, theyre gay as hell!! :LOL:
  12. fully sick gino cuz bro yuleh
  13. I was taught that if I didn't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all.

    So I'm saying nuthin!

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  14. haha
    posted like a true Bimmer rider :)
  15. generally, they'll attach just under your subwoofer in the rear seat
  16. Daniel,

    It irritates me when people show disrepect to their partners,
    more so when its done in public.

    Looks like you need to be taught a lesson or two.

    Given your confession in OP & other posts it would be fair to
    say if anyones dumb as dog shit, its you mister.. & its only taken
    for you 2 weeks for you to show it.

    Congratulations fella.

    If those neons were from anyone else, I'd kindly tell you which
    orifice to plug the dam things up into :evil:
  17. "Ground effects"/neons are in fact permitted in the OP's state (South Australia).

    I won't disagree that they're often unfashionable, but peoples' aesthetic tastes are beyond the scope of this technical discussion. :)
  18. Wow, what a shit situation. That's like getting a big bright knitted jumper from your Nanna. You've either got to wear it, or tell them it's shit.

    Honestly though, neons as a present is just about grounds for dismissal.
  19. Best course of action when presented with neons for a present.

    1. Be excited and thank the gift giver.
    2. Drop everything, run to the shed and promptly fit them to your lawn mower.
    3. That evening (just after sundown), mow the lawn.