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Neighbour joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Turrawan, Apr 23, 2014.

  1. A man received the following txt msg from his neighbour: I am so sorry Pete. I've been riddled with quilt & I have to confess. I've been tapping your wife day & night when your'e not around. In fact more than you. I don't get any at home but I no that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt & hope you will accept my sincerest apology. I promise it won't happen again.
    The man feeling anguished & betrayed went & got his shotgun & without a word shot & killed his wife.
    A few moments later he gets another txt from his neighbour which reads: Stupid auto correct! I was wifi not wife


     
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