So I was putting down Stud Road today doing around the speed limit, practicing my SMIDSY avoidance maneuver for fun and because it could one day save my life. I see this cop car come up to my tail in my rear view mirrors and flash its lights. I have no idea what they're pulling me over for, I figure maybe I look suss to them and they're pulling me over for a random check. Turns out to be a real asshole of a cop. So I pull over, switch the bike off, take my helmet off and put it on my passenger peg. "What do you guys want?" "You got your license there mate?" (he sounds real pissed) "Uh yeah" I get my wallet out, get my license out, hand it to cop Copper gives my license to his partner and says "What the hell were you doing driving like an idiot, weaving all over your lane?" (yes he said 'driving') "Oh, um, just practicing my SMIDSY avoidance maneuver." "Practicing your SMIDSY avoidance maneuver. Oh please, spare me." He goes back to the car and gets my license back from his partner who looks kind of disappointed that nothing bad came up, he hands me back my license and says "I've had to pick up 2 motorcyclists off the road this past month. Dead. You keep on driving, stupidly like that and you'll be heading the same way. If we see you driving, er, riding doing stupid stuff like that again we're gonna write you out a handful of tickets." "Sorry mate". What an idiot and what an asshole. I really wish I would've given him a bit of what for, but I was way too nervous and I would've just ended up with a fine(s). Not that there's even a fine for weaving inside your lane. I would've liked to say "If I didn't practice my SMIDSY avoidance maneuver you'd be more likely to pick me up off the road dead."