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Mystery spots

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development
    on the inside of her thighs ... a green spot on each side.

    They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting
    worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that
    she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days
    later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She
    immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots?

    "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your
    husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks.

    "Yes, how did you know?"

    "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."