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Mysterious ways...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Flipper, May 26, 2006.

  1. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
    snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally
    demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God
    works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
    you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just
    look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
    This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
    friends and live together in peace for the rest of our

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
    completely, this must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another
    miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
    wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
    and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
    in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
    hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
    immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
  2. Ha ha! Brilliant! :LOL:

    Hmm, maybe I should learn from this? :wink:
  3. drink and drive... noooo... Drink and play Need for speed underground!!!! :wink:
  4. :facepalm: Nice one :LOL: :LOL: