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My Private Part Died Today

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by farawayman, May 1, 2007.

  1. An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he Met Nurse Tracy."Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private part back inside your pajamas.

    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.""Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

    "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."
    :rofl: :bolt:
  2. Sometimes when I'm reading through the thread headings, I forget I'm in Jokes and Humour and do a double take..... this was one of those times :LOL:

    Glad to hear you're still intact, farawayman :wink:
  3. I'm still here, lurking mostly and not riding nearly enough :roll:
  4. Same :LOL:

    I thought i'd clicked on off topic stuff. Starting thinking what the hell as i was reading it!