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My new job (possibly the best in the world!)

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by pringa8, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. http://au.news.yahoo.com/070705/2/13wka.html

    Durex looking for a condom tester
    An Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job - condom tester.

    Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.


    The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.

    One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1,000 bonus.

    Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.

    "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," he said.

    "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?"

    One thing's for sure - it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.

    To apply, visit the company's website at www.durex.com.au.
  2. I wonder if they'll get any workers' comp claims for repetitive strain injury? :LOL:
  3. Might have to prove it wasn't self inflicted :LOL:

    Anyone claiming to be an Official Condom Tester is likely to get "kneed in teh nuts" by any girl they're trying to woo into bed!!

    Of course she may be apologetic one you provide official documentaion! :p
  4. Haha! I'd prefer to start off by saying what I do for a job, then mention I also do volunteer work. If they ask what type of volunteer working it is, I'll say with all seriousness that I'll helping to promote safe sex by testing out condoms. Providing I don't add anything stupid like would you like to help me out? It could be a good way to get the conversation towards the topic i'm interested in :grin: