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My goldfish died....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.

    Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."



    The neighbour was concerned; "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

    Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because he's inside your damned cat."
     
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  2. Thats good :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  3. Nice, pitty about the cat :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  4. And old
     
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  5. I've seen the cat v dog version. Just as funny. Only thing good about cats is that their fur can be used to make hats and seatcovers. :p
     
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  6. Saw on a bumper sticker once: "neighbours cats make good hats".
     
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  7. And I saw one that said "My Karma just ran over your Dogma"........

    Edit - Riddle - How do you turn a cat into a dog?
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    Douse it in petrol, strike a match.....and it go's WOOF.
     
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  8. How do you turn a dog into a cat?












    Freeze it solid and then slice it using a bandsaw......MMMMMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOW
     
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  9. Sick, sick, sick.....I like it!
     
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