Three and a half weeks riding and just had my first SMISDY. Well, was more of a "Whut." Coming into Epping heading home from work. Was in the left lane as coming down main street following a pretty nice blue Rex. I see some guy in a Merc in the bus stop area indicating right and leaning forward staring in his driver side mirror. Set up my brakes, checked my mirrors, moved over in my lane and went "Two bucks this dude pulls out." As soon as the Rex passed him he leaped into the lane as I was roughly passing his rear doors. Nose came right over toward me, was 100% expecting it so I was already over as far as I could be. Just sort of looked at the nose of his car as I passed like a cat staring at a stupid dog. Bout a couple inches from my shin. Stopped a bit further up, looked in my mirrors at him and tilted my head and he just turned his hand upside down rested on his wheel like "What you looking at." Rolled off and nipped through traffic happy I was so calm. Things I could have done better would have been to brake more and slot in behind him. Was concerned about the cars up my ass though as it's right after a pretty tight, downward sloping right hander and anything behind me would not have expected any braking. Now I just have to drop my bike, come off it, run out of petrol and crush my nuts; then I'll be a big boy.