On Thursday 24th November I quickly arranged a ride to the Black spur with Lids and Lil. The weather was great, but maybe a bit hot but a really good run over to healsville. THEN get into the shell servo and fill up the Hardley.....then i went in to pay for the petrol and when I got back out there was this truck driver who had stopped to admire the bike, or so I thought. "thats a nice looking bike you got there" he said. "thanks " says I. After a bit of banter about how he rides a Vintage Harley we parted and i jumped on my bike. I started it up and instantly could hear there was something wrong.....pulled over to where the girls where and the bike was really begining to devolop a real shitty attitude. So I said to my bike...."what the feck is wrong with you ya tempramental Harley wannabe ?" "screw you ya haggis munching skirt cladden prick Im going to break down now " my bike replied. "please dont do that now as people are watching and we are about to hit the black spur" I replied . " frak you " said My bike " you had it coming ". So bike wont start and when it did breifly it revved its little tits off and then died. So after an hour of thinking WTF are we going to do now ? we decided to go back to melbourne to get a trailer and pick up the bike. After a 4 hour round trip and a few calls for assistance we get the bike back to melbourne and dropped off to Pete the Pom's hous around 11pm.........what a frikin long fraking day. I tell ya my bike had a black headlamp after the spanking it got for getting all moody cos this trucky though she was a Harley..... So the Hardley got a ride home an a trailer .....and kept moving so we had to stop lots. So at petes place he gave it a quick check and in less than 2 minutes had the beeeeeeeatch running. WTF.......we all assumed we had a bad batch of fuel or water in the tank as it was running fine till i filled up......so this was really bad to have wasted all these people's time and especially petes at this time of night. I asked Pete what was wrong....pete said " if I tell you Im going to have to kill you" after getting all wound up over the course of the day i dragged the result out of pete. Pete asked if I had tampered with my bike....."NO way" I said. I never touched it at all....."somebody has been tempering with your bike" pete said. Now to cut the story short.......... The guy who was admiring my bike in the servo had pulled off the fuel line.....we believe he was offended by the "HARDLEY DAVIDSON" sticker....the guy did offer to give me tools to fix the bike after he noticed we were having problems but I said " I dont know where to start to fix it mate so thanks anyway" Now as far as fuel lines go they are held on by a vaccum which sucks so the are nearly inpossible to get off unless you put your hand in and pull the pipe off. Pete had tracked this down insatntly and we both agreed that " not all twats and &*%))!(#*$(*.......people live in UK" some seemed to have crossed the water to Oz too. So this guy had pulled off my fuel line then offered me tools to fix it and told me how he rodes Harleys and how the sticker was funny . My bike is running fine and i would like to apologise to the Hardley riders of the world for having a sticker on my bike. ITS ONLY A FRIKIN STICKER. Id like to thank Lids and Lil for sticking with me and helping me out. Im sorry for spoiling the day. AND PETE THE MAGIC POM......this guy is amazing......where most would make a quick buck by pissing around with nothing and charging a bomb Pete takes 2 secs and says be on your way (before i kill you) Thanks pete. So from now on Im carrying a tool......not a wrench.....a bat....anybugger looks at my bike funny and he is pure getting the nonsence battered oot o him .......awright..... riverdance on the heed will just be my warm up routine..... Be wary of people getting close to your bike as it cost me alot of time money and effort.......if I knew about bikes i could have maybe fixed myself but then i couldnt goto pete's and make an arse of myself..... What a day..... I should have said I joined Lids ride to the black spur....crap context on my part sorry.