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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by wang chung, May 24, 2005.

  1. Heres the full size pic.
    http://home.iprimus.com.au/krussell1/pic01033.jpg

    And a full pic of the girls head, she is pretty cute.
    http://home.iprimus.com.au/krussell1/pic01034.jpg
    I met her online, she wants to hook up with me 8)
    I know the 2 pics look a tiny bit different , but the backgrounds are the same, and she has the same hair. Also simliar file names. Her cam is broken at the moment so she cant take anymore pics.


     
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  2. omg shes hot!! paperbag solves all
     
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  3. I think the first one was the photoshop.... just resized the horizontal scaling of the canvas and applied a "de-OMFG-uglifier" filter. ;)
     
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  4. Second pic looks like that Casey chick from Australian Idol :LOL:
     
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  5. 2 paper bags.

    One for you, in case hers falls off.
     
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  6. lucky i hadn't eaten before looking at pic 2
     
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  7. :-k :-k still tossing up which one is better.
     
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  8. As long as your tossing up on the right one lol :LOL: :p :LOL: Paper Bag??? You dont look at the mantel while your stoking the fire :LOL:
     
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  9. I was waiting for that one ! :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  10. but is nice to have a few ornaments to look at!
     
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  11. Nah, she's just a prawn. Throw the head away.

    Just put a flag over her face and do her for your country... :LOL:
     
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  12. Geeze guys move into the 90's hey !

    use a pillowslip !
    A: almost always allready on the bed
    B: You can still kiss em if you like ( the pillow slip will get soggy but WONT rip )
    C: Reusable
    D: No paper cuts

    That is why im No 1 nipple

    Bawhawhahahahahahaha
     
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  13. I would have just said leave the lights off and have had plenty of vodka
    that way you do not ruin a good set of pillow cases
     
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  14. Talking about Nipples, when are you undating the list.
    VTRBob if your Nipple #1, I challenge to be your Right Hand Nipple. Don't bother with a pillow slip, just try the pillow and suffocation may occur and then you can really enjoy kinky perversion...:shock:
    (Nodz running for cover)
     
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  15. (everyone else running from nodz)

    *edit - it would have been funnier if it was immediately under nodz message. Doh!
     
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