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Murphy's Other Laws

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by bass_player, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Aday without sunshine is like, well, night.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
    right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  2. how about a law on money like:

    bills and fines travel twice the speed of cheques through the mail.
  3. and that someone would be riding a gixar!
  4. and in the dirt bike world 'some one would be stupid enough to try and jump them'
  5. 'The shin bone is a device for finding furniture'

    thats gold ^^^ LOL

    kinda like my little toe that seems to find EVERYTHING :(