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Murphys laws with bikes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Nixy V3, Apr 9, 2007.

  1. 1. A motorcycle will not fall over without a crowd present.
    2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego.
    3. Moving motorcycles are to juicy bugs what U.S. Navy carriers once were to kamikaze pilots.
    4. You will not feel a need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rain suit.
    5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put your gloves on.
    6. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
    7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent backorder.
    8. Nothing is harder to start than a used bike being shown to a prospective buyer.
    9. You will never have a flat tyre on the road unless you leave the flat repair kit a home.
    10. Universal kit accessories are so named because without modification they fit no bike in the universe.

    Anyone know anymore ?

  2. The market price of a bike at any given time is proportional to how desperately you want one at that time.

    Weather forecast will be rain and windy on your RDO every month.
  3. Yeh, i swear we were in a massive drought for years before i got my bike, since then its been raining every couple of days :(